On the brighter side, Keith Richards!!! And Barbosa!!
And it did help that every five seconds one of us was quoting whoever played the enemy-person(you know, the prig from the last one who wound up with Davey's heart?)'s last movie endeavor. "I must say, what excellent boiled potatoes", "Believe me, no one would ever suspect your manners to be rehearsed", and such.
They should stop at three. Will they? I doubt it.