The Adventures of Brian and Gary Stu, Take One
GS: Why, hey there, Brian, I am hot! And Sexay! And more your age than that Twink. Also, we have more in common, because hey, it just so happens that I am a top ad exec too! Wow! Come, fall in love with me!
Brian: OK! But wait! *long, meaningful pause* There seems to be a complication. My Twink, I love him. But you…are so…perfect…*swoons*
GS: *Catches the swooning Brian in his strong, manly arms* That’s okay. This happens. And I’ll always catch you, my love.
Justin: What’s going on?
GS: Back off, Blondie. Brian is now mine, to snuggle and cuddle and kiss kiss kissy poo. Oh, and he has no problem telling me he loves me.
Brian: You’re right! I don’t! I love you, I love you, I love you. Wow. You must be my one and only, meant 2-b-4-evah. Sorry Justin. But you had to know that first loves are fleeting.
Justin: NOOOOOOOOOOO-*jumps off cliff*-OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo! *and then he dies*
*Brian and Gary go off into the sunset, where they can celebrate their love and where there are no Twinks to ruin their special bond. The END*