Lizz (random_glitch) wrote,

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QaF thingie

The Adventures of Brian and Gary Stu, Take One

GS: Why, hey there, Brian, I am hot! And Sexay! And more your age than that Twink. Also, we have more in common, because hey, it just so happens that I am a top ad exec too! Wow! Come, fall in love with me!

Brian: OK! But wait! *long, meaningful pause* There seems to be a complication. My Twink, I love him. But you…are so…perfect…*swoons*

GS: *Catches the swooning Brian in his strong, manly arms* That’s okay. This happens. And I’ll always catch you, my love.

Justin: What’s going on?

GS: Back off, Blondie. Brian is now mine, to snuggle and cuddle and kiss kiss kissy poo. Oh, and he has no problem telling me he loves me.

Brian: You’re right! I don’t! I love you, I love you, I love you. Wow. You must be my one and only, meant 2-b-4-evah. Sorry Justin. But you had to know that first loves are fleeting.

Justin: NOOOOOOOOOOO-*jumps off cliff*-OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo! *and then he dies*

*Brian and Gary go off into the sunset, where they can celebrate their love and where there are no Twinks to ruin their special bond. The END*
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