July 26th, 2005

Base: Eyeballing

See? It *is* possible for me not to write slash...a Remus gen fic

Title: None
Fandom/Pairing: HP, and it happens to be a gen piece, which translates into being something that no one will bother to read cause it doesnt have a ship and so can't be posted anywhere but here... :p
Summary: Remus, after Sirius tells Snape to go poking in the Shrieking Shack.
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: I actually AM JKR. I decided that the next HP book, which I have so happily entitled Harry Potter and the Joy of Gay Sex, isn't half as important as writing an admittedly horrible fanfic about Remus Lupin, and have therefore sat down to waste a good fourty minutes of my time writing this piece of drivel. Yep. Oh, and ever Wednesday at around four a.m., all the little piggies in the world jump into the air and fly. Really. (P.S. If sarcasm isn't your bag of tea, no, I do not own Remus Lupin or any other characters mentioned. At all.)

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Base: Take This Road

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Title: None
Fandom/Pairing: Mentions of H/Cho, H/G, H/Hr, H/R, Hr/R, and H/D (Harry's a ho)
Rating: FRM
Summary: Harry's had quite a few first kisses. None of them very good. NOT HAPPY.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, sadly, though I do so like to play with them.
A/N: I haven't slept in over twenty-four hours. This is the result.
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